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Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.
Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!
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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book
john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!
by lucasrulz May 14, 2010
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1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.

2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.

Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.

Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"

Any time a white person says "for real"
by Rico2112 December 7, 2010
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Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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