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Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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Dickititus

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch
I think Frank has dickititus
by puppydog220 June 15, 2011
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Dickmouse

This girl is such a Dickmouse! She just went down on me, and I haven't showered in three days!
by (Zer0) March 15, 2011
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dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
by anotherjenny October 15, 2011
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Dickous

When a man is being conceited and won't admit he is wrong. When he is acting like a dick.
by Taderhead October 20, 2016
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