dickmove

when a person, does something out his own volition to satisfy himself regardless of the consequence to him/herself or anyone else. an act of total dumbassery , that could've been avoided with a little bit of thought.

you open the door to your car then check yourself in the mirror and an oncoming car takes your door along for a ride, this... is a dickmove. it could've been avoided if youchecked yourself first then left the car... dumbass.

by Liu ver.20 April 14, 2008

Dickleberries

A term used to describe two round objects held in a sack underneath the human males shlong.

Justin was caught cheating by his wife, so she dragged him out of bed by the dickleberries.

by Schneebs17 August 18, 2018

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

Dickholery

The act of being a person who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

About 1 in 10 people is out of work thanks in large part to government and Wall Street dickholery.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

dickleberry

A stupid or wimpy person. Often used with "sissy" as a prefix; ie "sissy dickleberry."

Joe's being a sissy dickleberry about going out with us tonight

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Dickaversary

A national day of rememberance to someone getting their penis circumcised.

I heard stratos’ Dickaversary is coming up soon...

by CircumcisedFairy September 25, 2018

Dickleberry

It’s when you roll your penis up into your balls and unroll it into someone’s mouth. Like a flavor of fruit Rollup’s: dickleberry

Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: I gave my girlfriend dickleberry

by xXKing_WzrdXx March 30, 2020