Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019

dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

Dicksmashed

The act of annihilating an opponent in any form of competition.

Hey you guys ready to get Dicksmashed

by Smacks69 March 1, 2011

dickfished

when you get catfished by dicks..

tyler sent me a picture of his dick and i ended up getting dickfished.. its on google.

by TheNotoriousBaddie June 23, 2017

Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.

She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash

by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018

Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).

Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”

by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019

Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.

Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.

by Smacketeer September 1, 2019