Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

dicknag

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

dickbag

another term for a dickhead, but slightly more offensive.

you took the last beer. you dickbag.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

dickland

A place you tell some annoying scrub that constantly asks you questions.

Hey where is the blood chalice?

Answer: in Dickland.

Where is Pizza hut located?

Answer: in Dickland.

by Gannon56789 July 10, 2010

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

by AJ.S November 9, 2008