dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015

dicklung

1. one who sucks dick so much that they require dick instead of air.
2. a slut who loves her or him some dick.

1. Your mom was sucking me so much, I could've sworn she had dicklung.

2. The dicklung owes her pimp a percentage for polishing her client's nob.

by beee August 27, 2007

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

Dickening

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.

"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."

by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Dickening

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you

Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist

by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.

David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."

by steveymac December 13, 2016