dickey-do

when the dick is shorter than the gut

"remember girls, when the dick is shorter than the gut, that's called dickey-do. and dickey-do is a dickey-don't."

by AnonymousBtchz August 1, 2006

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019

Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.

What kind of fuck dickery is this?

by KZ1000 April 7, 2010

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

dicket

The act of sucking a dick in exchange for admission to any sort of event.

If it's a good enough show I definitely would be down to scalp some dickets to get in !

by keketrobo05 September 20, 2014

dicketry

the way and means of being a dick

Hey, your being a dick and I'm tired of your dicketry!

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003