Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time

“Dude you’re such a dicktard”

by yogurtwater August 30, 2019

dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

dickchain

can be used in various situations:

- frustration - "oh dickchains!"
- as an insult - "you are SUCH a dickchain!"
- as a positive comment - "that is SO dickchain man"
- as a sex move - "my boyfriend and I dickchained last night ;)"
- to scold your child - "mommy is getting very angry, don't be a dickchain!"
- as a nickname for your father - "mommy can I have some money" "no sweetie, go ask dickchain."

hey Jasmine! (dickchain)

by fluppy June 4, 2015