Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

Urban Dicktionary

What urbandictionary has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.

Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: Urbandictionary. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.

by That_Guy_Who_Exists May 31, 2009

Urbitch Dicktion

The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.

"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"

by "Slep" Master B July 1, 2009

urbrain dicktionary

when you misspell urban dictionary

urbrain dicktionary

by ma dude bra June 1, 2019

Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime

This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round

by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021