Lacka dickalitis

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickalicious

adj.
Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell of a penis.

Very pleasant or delightful for women and/or gay men.

The movie Kazaam staring Shaquille O'neal is dickalicious.

The gay porn movie dickalicious is the best movie since Kazaam.

by bebo January 5, 2005

Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dickishly

To do something in a selfish way. Act like a penis.
Be shallow, conceded, in a full-of-yourself manner. To come off as a dick.

Since I dickishly forgot to ask.

by dangerstranger. September 19, 2009

Dickishly Snooty

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

by ninjo May 4, 2010

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia

by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.

I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!

by Mary Tully November 27, 2021