dickbag

scotum; testicals, balls. The veiny sack attached to the underside of a penis.

DAG cuzzz! I snagged mah dickbag in mah zippa

by hushhush October 2, 2006

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.

hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!

by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021

Dickbag

A condom.

Hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some dickbags?

by Austin Bissell February 3, 2015

Dickbag

Donald Trump

Jeff: Man, the orange dickbag just tweeted more racist nazi garbage.

Jen: Not surprised, he is the biggest bag of dicks we have ever had anywhere near national political office.

Jeff: Yeah he is like a burlap potato sack full of dicks that somehow got elected instead of thrown off a pier with a barbell tied to it.

by N0mi Mal0ne July 23, 2019