Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.

Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.

by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 November 27, 2015

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 01, 2009

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 07, 2014

pixie stick dick

A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically

That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick

by Anonymous3234 January 21, 2009

stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-

by uwu whats this 69420 September 28, 2020

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 07, 2011