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ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.
Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."
by rorylikealion September 24, 2021
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Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.
Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.
by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021
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Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!
Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)
by Matl0c June 3, 2024
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