dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

Dickstain

A dickstain is an adjective used to describe a low-brow and generally distasteful person, who make life harder and worse for everyone around them. A person who acts like a dickstain is insufferable.

“Dickstain Donald Trump and his entire family have been indicted for fraud in Manhattan.” - @michaelrapaport

by Mollywouldnt November 15, 2023

Dickstain

A dickstain is an adjective used to describe a low-brow and generally distasteful person, who make life harder and worse for everyone around them. A person who acts like a dickstain is insufferable.

“Dickstain Donald Trump and his entire family have been indicted for fraud in Manhattan.” - @michaelrapaport

by Mollywouldnt November 15, 2023

Dickstinct

The judgement of a males penis based off on instinct.

"He has a big dick, I trust my dickstincts"

by Dinoxrawr1234 July 26, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Dickstand

Dicksand \dik·sand\ n
An extremely powerful force that can make a woman become so preoccupied with the guy she’s hooking up with that she loses sight of her own identity and disappears on all her friends.

Allyssa was a dickstand for several months. (Sorry Tay)

by Taco ladies May 25, 2018