Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
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"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."
by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015
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Get the Get your dick off my counter mug.1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
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Get the Rip your dick off mug.1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
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