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Time Dilation

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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Devilution

An evolution of an evening whereby events spiral to a level where good people do bad things, usually regretted the next day, and generally inspired by one person being the group devil who likes to reak havoc.

There is a random probability that an evening ends this way, 50/50 usually determined on a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.

Therefore Devilution is the random probability of good being evil and evil being good. Usually determined by a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.
In a world where there are only two kinds of people, Devils and Saints a classic devilution of an evening is a Saint behaving like a Devil or vice versa. More than likely there is alcohol involved and events can be more pronounced on evenings such as Rapture where the pending end of the world determines the coin toss, on nights such as this there is a direct correlation between devilution and apocalyptic sex.
There is always a 50/50 chance of a Devilution not occurring, this ratio is determined by the toss of a coin.
When one wakes the next day they use hopium to convince themselves they haven't done anything bad.
Events are more pronounced if there is a hotness hypnosis situation occurring between two parties.
by Devil72 October 31, 2011
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Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.
Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!
by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015
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grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.
God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.
by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021
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Dedication

Dedication
To work hard, and be a cool cat.
Kelsey Lea Cox:)) & Joshua Nathaniel Juenemann show a lot of hard work and dedication, there for they succeed in many things!
by tehrofloctopusyayy August 29, 2010
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