desktop item

oakville ont. slang, someone who is hardly famous but acts like a rock star

dave was all acting like a desktop item today

by cowmow October 9, 2004

Desktop warrior

A person who feels they can make a difference by spreading the word about something on the internet without actually doing anything.

Kony activists are desktop warriors.

People who say:

"watching the kony documentry on channel --. Its so sad to see those poor kids:'( Plz spread the word!" Quote - Facebook

"You're such a Desktop Warrior"

"HOW DARE YOU ATTACK SUCH A GOOD CAUSE."

by Diaord June 20, 2012

Crash to desktop

The act of very quickly closing your internet browser because someone walked in and you were doing something you didn't want them to see.

I had to crash to desktop when my mom walked in.

by Matribus July 16, 2011

Desktop dumpster dive

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

by El el fetches December 18, 2011

Discord desktop user

Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.

Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2022

Request Desktop Website

POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are

“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10

by co5oo April 8, 2022

Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

by Theend16 October 5, 2010