Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

derek shepherd

a beautiful gorgeous T.V. neurosurgeon who we all wish we could date/be in real life

Girl 1: Ugh he's so perfect.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's no Derek Shepherd

by greysanatomyclay April 8, 2017

Deredere

Someone who is typically very happy, affectionate, and open about their feelings, even in the early stages of love and even if they do not yet know if the love is reciprocated.

“Dere-dere” is a Japanese term that means “to be lovey-dovey”. The deredere is a popular character trope in anime.

by IntrospectiveLiz March 9, 2021

Tad and Derek

A gay couple that go around raping little boys and old ladies in wheelchairs that can’t defend themselves.

Adrian: You know Tad and Derek
Nick: Yeah I saw them going at a old lady in a wheelchair the other day!
Adrian: Damn what the hell!

by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine December 5, 2018

derealization

A feeling caused by anxiety where places that should be familiar seem 'off' in some way. Derealisation (or derealization) extremely hard to describe to someone who has never experienced it before, although if you're here I imagine you're experiencing it right now. It's often described as like a veil has been put over you that dull all your senses and your surroundings, although personally I find it's like everything is too 'vivid'. It normally goes away completely by itself when whoever experiences when they stop thinking about it. See deperonalisation

"I'm experiencing derealization, but the worst part is that I had to put the american spelling"

by poopoo52 November 4, 2013

Tad, Nick, and Derek

Those 3 gay polygamist’ that live next door.
They do threesomes every night and take turns slabbing on each other’s nobs.
On weekends they kidnap little boos and gangbang them.

Rio: You know Tad, Nick, and Derek
Adrian: Yeah I heard them gangbanging a little boi last night
Rio: Really I saw the m doing it in public

by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine December 5, 2018

Dereck

A man whom is very intelligent. At first, he seems shy, but earn his friendship and see otherwise. He is tall, but not the tallest around. He cares so much about others that he may forget himself. A Dereck is also very humorous, trying to turn a bad situation better. He will do nearly anything to protect ones he is close to. But this man almost always feels like something bad will happen. He will keep his feelings to himself to protect himself from humiliation, or making someone worry for him or about something else.

Dereck is a great friend! But he always seems worried....

by WorldlyCoyote II January 23, 2020