Derp

A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
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Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.
Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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Derp

Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp
by SMURFS June 24, 2015
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Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 10, 2013
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Dumb, funny.
Derpking- ruler of derp
Ex- man that's derpy. That's so derpy
by Derpking_boi April 19, 2019
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Derp

To have a retarded face, or expression causing others to find it funny, creepy or just plain stupid.
Ex. 1 Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of derp because of the faces she makes.

Ex. 2 "I'm bored."
"Me too."
*Awkward silence.*
"Derp."
"Yeah..."

Ex. 3 Jennifer Lawrence Queen of Derp trended on Twitter worldwide. (FACT)
by Swim-on-and-on-and-on.... September 08, 2012
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A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.
Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"
by KingoftheDerpssss February 03, 2012
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