Deriod

The MENstrual cycle - a monthly release of ballsack lining that every man endures. Includes ballsack cramps

“Babe when are you going to take me on a date”

“Leave me alone Jessica im on my deriod and have ballsack cramps. Im MENstruating. Now give me a massage”

“Yes honey”

by Kylekm May 11, 2025

Deriod

A man's period

"Shit bro, I just got my deriod!"

by authentic.misfit May 12, 2025

Deriod

That time of the month for dudes. Infinitley worse than periods. Usually accompanied with excessive sperm cramps, resulting in extreme mood swings and diarrhea.

Dude 1: "Bro, why are you in such a bad mood?"
Dude 2: "Sorry bro, I'm on my deriod."
Dude 1: "Ah fs bro, I hate deriods."

by deriod_expert May 12, 2025

Deriod

A slang term blending "dick" and "period," used to describe "men’s periods"
when a guy’s mood swings or emotional like a woman’s period. Also used like "period" to shut down any argument or end a statement with extra emphasis. Blew up on TikTok in 2025 thanks to the Sassy Man Apocalypse trend and Saucy Santana vibes.

Friend 1: Why is Jake so horny today?
Friend 2: He’s on his Deriod.
Friend 1: Makes sense. Better leave him alone.

by rumpordian May 16, 2025

Deriod

When a man has his time of the month…

‘Oh man I’m on my deriod again’

by J3bizzy May 17, 2025

Deriod

Dude period

Person 1: Hey, bro! Let's play basketball in the afternoon?

Person 2: Man.... I can't. I'm on my deriod again :(

by Adolf Hidler May 17, 2025

Deriod

A dude's denstrual cycle, where bro may experience heavy bleeding, cramps, and even fluctuations in girth ☹️

"You bro how's your day going"

"BAD day brother my deriod just started... "

"Thoughts and prayers dawg"

by Lunkliver May 18, 2025