Depth Charge

Ok you need a Pint of Guinness and a shot of Vodka...

Now drop the shot glass full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotglass hits the bottem...

Thats a fuckin depth charge!

back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid...

by Mikey gavinn October 3, 2004

Depth charge

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.

I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.

by Colin G. November 26, 2007

derptheist

An atheist or agnostic who doesn't know the basic scientific theories as to why intelligent design cannot exist.

"Joe is a derptheist. He cannot even explain the Big Bang and why God is implausible."

by Amy_S March 27, 2019

crush depth buddy

Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.

"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."

by submariner December 19, 2012

Depth Hoar

Depth Hoar is a type of snow crystal also known as TG snow. Depth Hoar forms a layer in the snowpack that acts like ball bearings on the floor of a old folks home. Chances are, some poor bastard is gonna get taken down. Depth Hoar is the weak layer and fails under both natural and manmade triggers such as skiers, snowboarders, snowmobilers and explosives.

Ski Patrollers have been overheard referring to TG snow as depth whore; nasty, sloppy, unreliable long-term and above all, costly.

The Depth Hoar that formed early this ski season is gonna come back and bite us in the ass if we don't blast the shit outta it.

This season's Depth Hoar created some of the worst avalanche conditions we've seen in a long time.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

Depptionary

The dictionary of Johnny Depp words.

Depperoo, Depption, Depttionist...so on

by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003

banana bj deepthroat

The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.

Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.

by sarcasticunion August 28, 2014