Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

devotion

Loyalty, love, deep commitment. << and Will if you’re reading this, I am absolutely devoted to you with all my heart and soul :)

the amount of devotion I have for him is amazing <3

by sle3ppyy March 23, 2021

Devotion

Also known as vjjsecd. Devotion is a group of related Power Rangers established in the 90's.

Teddy: "Hey, mind if i sit?"
Viet: "Devotion members only. Find another chair."

by TremaineNeverson July 6, 2011

Demotion Fetish

Demotion Fetish: Sexual arousal from treating or being treated like someone of lower social status: being treated like a servant in your own home, or being treated like a prostitute by your own spouse.

"I go over to his place, put on this silly maid's uniform, and clean up, even though I have a housekeeper of my own. Being under his domination turns me on -- I guess I have a demotion fetish."

by Arcadia Berger August 21, 2016

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Noose Decoration

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.

by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010