Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

defensive end

The most boss position on the D-Line in football. Main job is to contain the edge

My homie Daquan plays Defensive end on the football team

by niggazwithattitide September 2, 2017

Second Base on Defensive Indifference

When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."

Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!

Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?

Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.

Guy 2: Sweet.

by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011

Defensive

The most defensive people in the world are the ones who call other people defensive, and never admit to being defensive themselves.

The girl says you're too defensive.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019

Defensive Drivers Course

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.

The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.

by Seximan January 21, 2009

defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011