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Denny's Moment 

When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)
"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."
Denny's Moment by ClarenceT September 27, 2003

Denny's pancakes 

When you dress up as a pancake and throw yourself on your partner after drenching them in syrup. HAve fun cleaning that shithe out of your hair.
"i didnt realize u were talking abt the restaurant and i thought 'denny's pancakes' was some sort of sex term"
Denny's pancakes by cass-sass March 6, 2017

Denny's Rule

The rule stating "when a meal decision takes more than ten minutes, you go to Denny's."
"Dude, we can't agree on anything. We're just gonna go with the Denny's Rule."
Denny's Rule by Tony Bagels January 11, 2010

Denny's Breakfast 

When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.

Denny's Law 

The Scientific Law that states any food is automatically more delicious if you add bacon to it or replace one or more of the ingredients with bacon.
Bob:"Dude, there is no way they can make a sundae even awesomer than it already is"
*Bob sees new bacon sundae ad on tv*
Bob: "Well, Denny's Law strikes again"

Denny's Grand Slam 

A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.

2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!

3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.

4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.

5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.

6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!