When a male gets an erection while wearing jeans. Resulting in a painful experience in his nether region.
by Andy Dallaz January 19, 2012
When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2015
by CrazyMook October 21, 2017
The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 13, 2008
A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.
I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.
by cox82 January 02, 2009
Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 08, 2010
by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 10, 2010