Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
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Demetris

A fun and cool person when he wants to be, pain in the ass sometimes but definitely expressing his Capricorn or Aquarius side. Gay sometimes but has a heart and when he loves you he LOVES LOVES you don't lose em, Demetris
Look at this mood swinging nigga Demetris.
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Demetris

A shy and quiet guy in school. A fun and loving person outside of school, but he acts selfish towards certain people precisely his crush. Demetris is sometimes the type of dude to know all the tea and if I were you I would try to hide my secrets cause eventually he'll find out. If Demetris likes you he will show that by giving signs or he'll be selfish towards you or he'll act different day by day just to see your reaction. On the other hand, he is very fun, caring, loving, and handsome to a few and he can be your best friend :)
Demetris is so outgoing!
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Demetris

He’s really just a vibe, he’s a lovable person, but don’t make him mad. He’s attractive, pretty smile, funny, but he probably got an attitude problem, he’s a great listener and gives great advice. It’s easy to fall in love with someone like him, he’s jus very special….
Demetris- smart
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