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Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
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Demetris

He’s really just a vibe, he’s a lovable person, but don’t make him mad. He’s attractive, pretty smile, funny, but he probably got an attitude problem, he’s a great listener and gives great advice. It’s easy to fall in love with someone like him, he’s jus very special….
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Demetris

Demetris has the biggest cock that planet had ever seen. It is so big that he can't even carry it. If you find a guy with that name marry him right know and don't waste time. You will never find a king kong size dick again.
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