dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.

We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!

by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Dementor’s Kiss

When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR

I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”

by Crustyman November 27, 2024

Dementor's Kiss

the sexual act where you suck a fart from your partner's ass.

And then he flipped me onto my stomach and I couldn't control myself. I wasn't embarrassed though because he gave me a dementor's kiss.

by My34thReason February 12, 2026

Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016