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Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.
I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.
by Damascus Dan August 22, 2020
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Damascus

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!
by imar December 28, 2007
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Demarcus

1. a selfless, big-hearted man who will give everything he has to anyone who needs it without a complaint, or hanging what he does over anyone's head.

2. a great friend who doesn't surrender to the "friend zone" and who is victorious in obtaining the heart of his affection.

3. a temperamental man who attracts and arouses a woman's interest by his complex personality and enigmatic ways.
1. The way you swept me off my feet makes you an amazing Demarcus.
by Amanda Nicole Romanach March 12, 2009
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DeMarcus Cousins

The most loyal NBA player of all time, who never took the easy way out, and always respected his teammates.
by Yeeet77 July 7, 2018
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Demarcus Cousins

When you have a threesome with two chicks that are related, preferably cousins, hence the name. Any bros that happen to be around after a Demarcus Cousins is completed, are obligated to bow down.
Dude, I Demarcus Cousins 'ed the shit out of those chicks at the wedding reception last night.

Who knew those sisters would make for the greatest Deamrcus Cousins of my life!
by Eli.G July 9, 2012
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Damascus

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.
1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".
by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006
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Demarcus

a general term for an annoying internet child under 15 who joins an internet fandom because of a youtube trend and is genuinely unfunny.
> PennywiseFan9: guys i saw this scary video about a clown and i thinks he is in my house!!!!!!!
> JamesLeftToe113: shut the fuck up demarcus headass
by Prowlerswag October 15, 2022
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