Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020

derping

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

by June Storm December 3, 2020

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011

Derping

1. Normally for those who are witless or stupid.
2. To be scared and coughing at the same time.

A1: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B1: "I'm pretty sure that's asthma."

A2: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B2: "I'm pretty sure he was an idiot."

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh December 3, 2020

despingue

despingue is a word used by Hispanic people, specifically Puerto Rican. It is used to say that something is a bigass mess.

Mano cabrón esto se volvió un despingue.

by Ca cawwww September 22, 2019

Derping

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

by Kat the Scalie December 3, 2020