Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

by darren dorling February 10, 2008

Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

deakesque

to Deak... to take descrption of sexual acts beyond the normal socially acceptable norm.

good god, I didnt need to hear _just_ how far up your butt that banana went.

by Cas September 12, 2003

deakesque

As one who enjoys self-fenestration with childrens' playthings

The way he sat on that FisherPrice hammer was so, like, deakesque

by S Pombe October 31, 2003

JUVENILE DELINQUENTS

TULI

OMG YOUR A JUVENILE DELINQUENTS

by Thestoneypersonnn July 22, 2018

deakesque

The description of one with practices Practical Deakism.

I'm sitting comfortabley because I've not been deakesque

by Yak September 16, 2003

desesques

A disease to which your naval is not in-line with your body, or is off center.

person1: "I can't find my belly button!"
person2:"you probably have desesques"

by Caboose October 19, 2004