Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

dilated peoples

Sweet rap group with true lyrics and true sense of hip hop.

Proper Propaganda, when worst comes to worst are both sweet tracks.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

dilated

What happens to your pupils when you use ecstacy.

"Man, are my pupils dialted?"

by Diego August 16, 2003

Deleted!

Matt!

Origin: SBEmail

I don't like this e-mail. DELETED!

by DragonlordALS May 19, 2004

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Deleted

To utterly destroy someone in a fight, either in real life or in online games.

-After 3 guys all shot the same enemy in a game of COD
"Damn man, that dude just got deleted!"

by Necron681 February 13, 2015

You deleted a chat

A lifesaver on Snapchat, where the other snap user knows you fucked up, but they can’t see ur stupid, and embarrassing, message that u previously sent them.

Person 1: So how did the party go last night?

Person 2: Yh it was rlly
Person 2: You deleted a chat

Person 1: ??

Person 1: Y u delete the chat?

Person 2: The party was rlly good tbh

Person 1: Sure

Person 2: No seriously it was

Person 1: Ok I give up

by HateDonaldTrump May 1, 2022