dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.

Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.

by Soccertitties July 23, 2017

Dehydrated Water

Its dehydrated water, what else would it be stoopid

Dehydrated Water, it fills up the fastest the firs time

by Draco Thy Draco August 31, 2019

dehydrated seal

A word used to deceibe a person with an obnoxius laugh

Bro you be quiet you dehydrated seal!

by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020

Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

Dehydrated Sweat

The most edgy motherfucker ever, who starts fights on discord and gets no bitches.

Guy 1: oh shit there’s Dehydrated Sweat, quick, run

by MattHubris November 2, 2022

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016