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One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater
What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut
derwood by BabyG February 24, 2003

Titty dagwood 

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.
Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.
Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me
Dagwood dogging by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020
n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."
After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.
Dagwood by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

dagwood dog 

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.
"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"
dagwood dog by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's 'sea grove' campground. supposedly home to 'french smutties,' which, yet to be seen by anyone, may be a figment of meyers' imagination.
q: where the fuck we rollin to?

a: dogwood 9.
dogwood by jsnyd December 28, 2005