definitely false

When something is wrong, to the extreme.

"I do not suck at life, you are most definitely false."

by Bevy September 28, 2006

A Definite No

A Definite No is when like something scares you, grosses you out, or pisses you off to the point of no return.

This guy threw up by my foot and I'm just like that's a definite no, I'm completely done with everything right now.

by How the Misery begins January 19, 2014

most definitely

A redundant modification of the word definitely, used by inarticulant athletes (oops, redundantcy alert) during television interviews to describe their agreement with a premise or event that is beyond definite, as if definite meant probably. Most probably used to convince viewers of their almost definite plan to finish the last 3 1/2 years of their college education, after scoring millions of bucks as a stud.

"We most definitely lost the game, since we only scored 10 points, and they hung 38 on us" (because sometimes, you win even though out-scored?).

by Greg54 November 16, 2005

definitely maybe

An annoying phrase that Andrew uses daily to describe something that may occur.

Me: "Hey Andrew, are you going to that party Saturday night?"
Andrew: "Definitely maybe."

by Sunxocean March 10, 2009

Definitelynotarapist

If your definitelynotarapist your a homo

Bruh definitelynotarapist is so fucking gay

by De one July 2, 2019

definitely noise

meaning that whatever song-like-thing just happened definitely was not good at all, so like “that was definitely something” that somthing being noise. you don’t really know what just happened but there was noise happening.

*friend finishes singing terribly* “uhm that was definitely noise”

by myskinispaler October 8, 2020

definitelynotbritain

AMAZING MWAH MWAH LITERALLY LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

definitelynotbritain: hi-
me: OMG HI I LOVE YOU

by definitelynotbritain March 18, 2021