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defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.
Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."
by drdigg August 21, 2013
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Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.
I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!
by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016
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defacatorium

A fancy toilet, or in a pinch - just about any toilet that you chose to defile.
My bowels are full, I must make haste to the nearest defacatorium!
by PhonicUK July 21, 2017
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apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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definately

The most common spelling of the word "definitely" in internet forums, comment pages, and chat rooms. If you pay attention, you will find that "definitely" is actually the second or third most common spelling. Alternatives include "definatly", "definetly", or best of all "defiantly".
Microsoft's Zune is Definately no iPod - and the person who made that digg post is definitely no English major.
by Cliff November 22, 2006
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definately

"definitely," as blogged, emailed, or texted by a complete moron.
"There is definately at least one A in 'definitely.'"
by Curt McGirt July 29, 2007
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top definiton

"Oh top definitons"
by dragi231 November 3, 2015
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