ded

ded is the internet version of being dead.....but it sounds cooler.....

being ded is actively dying.........coming to an end.....

the movie script is ded......it sux....

if you are depressed and just ded inside..........you are actively dead......

.

i'm ded.

she is ded.......

ded

by #AlexisMason November 20, 2022

ded

When someone does or says something hella funny.

Girl 1: Yo how long was that stick thing again??
Girl 2: Oh my god I'm Ded
Girl 1: Seriously how long was it??
Girl 2: I don't know... Did it fit where it's suppose to go??
Girl 1: Yo your stupid
Girl 1: Thanks I really appreciate it.

by dxddy_bxtch April 20, 2017

DED

Drunk erectile dysfunction
when your so drunk you can't even get a boner, no matter how turned on you are.

Guy#1- yo i heard u hooked up new years
Guy#2- ya dude but i had DED
Guy#1- awhhh thats shit bro was it awkward
Guy#2- Yesss :\

by parrotta94 January 06, 2011

ded

ded means your dead but not litterally

im so fuckin ded

by BBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH February 24, 2019

DED

the drunk spelling and pronunciation of "DADDY"

Sasha to Samara: "daddy"
Samara: "Yeah. Motherfucking daddy. DED"

by vibe reader March 15, 2018

ded

double ended dildo... its a lesbian essential.

no example needed... self explanatory

by Jaackkie June 25, 2007

DED

Acronym for domesticated environmental democrats. Can be used as D-E-D, dead in the form of feeling great hilarity.

"Dude this election had me DED"

by you know (:', February 01, 2017