deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

by thewatchlist September 11, 2008

Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

by Tsgh420er February 15, 2010

Deceivers

Breasts that appear to be good when inside the bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.

Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.

Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?

Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.

Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...

by MDMC January 15, 2011

deceivery

Not a real word, much like strategery. Google the woo woo teacup journal.

The Homeless Jedi thinks that deceivery is a real word.

by Salchichas Grande May 19, 2008

Decievement

When you can't remember the noun form of deceive but must give a quick answer

Mariam: Who's your favourite illusionist?
Rateb: Harry Houdini, he's great at...decievement?
Mariam: ...huh

by Mo7a Rateb February 2, 2021

Gay Deceiver

A man, usual very attractive, who encourages the attention of gay men to get them to spend money on him. In reality he dislikes gays.

Guy 1: "Man, Chris has it bad for Derek!"

Guy 2: "I know. That fucking gay deceiver is going

to use him like am ATM!"

by Sleezypoof April 24, 2023