When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.
Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?
Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.
Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?
Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.
Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?
Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
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Get the Post-Nut Dementia mug.A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.
It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.
People with dementia live in realities of their own.
It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.
People with dementia live in realities of their own.
(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)
Demented person: Hi, what's your name?
Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?
Demented person: I'm going to bed!
Me: Huh?
Demented person: Can I kiss you?
Me: :( //backs away nervously
Demented person: Hi, what's your name?
Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?
Demented person: I'm going to bed!
Me: Huh?
Demented person: Can I kiss you?
Me: :( //backs away nervously
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Get the dementia mug.The condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.
Boy: You know we could have just used a different IM client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
by PiMPeRJ November 4, 2008
Get the Crush Dementia mug.A condition where the one affected cannot remember, think, or make decisions properly. This condition is not a disease per se but rather a general term for several diseases and disorders, for example: Alzheimer's. The symptoms often get worse and worse over time until the affected person dies.
Dementia tends to affect older people, with most cases affecting those 65 years and older. However, this is not a normal part of aging. According to the CDC, by 2014 only about 5 million adults over the age of 65 had dementia.
Having dementia is a lot worse than just forgetting your car keys every now and then. It's more like forgetting 90% of your childhood with no hope of bringing it back. It's like getting lost in the place you grew up in and have always been in.
If you're having any questions please refer yourself to a doctor.
Dementia tends to affect older people, with most cases affecting those 65 years and older. However, this is not a normal part of aging. According to the CDC, by 2014 only about 5 million adults over the age of 65 had dementia.
Having dementia is a lot worse than just forgetting your car keys every now and then. It's more like forgetting 90% of your childhood with no hope of bringing it back. It's like getting lost in the place you grew up in and have always been in.
If you're having any questions please refer yourself to a doctor.
Alice: Have you listened to "Everywhere at the End of Time?" It was trippy while it lasted.
Bob: I gave it a listen after my grandmother suffering 6 years of dementia died. I was torn for weeks. And if I wind up with dementia just like her and that experience is the one thing left that remains in my mind after I forget absolutely everything else, I'll be pissed off, if I could even remember what feeling pissed off feels like in the future.
WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
Bob: I gave it a listen after my grandmother suffering 6 years of dementia died. I was torn for weeks. And if I wind up with dementia just like her and that experience is the one thing left that remains in my mind after I forget absolutely everything else, I'll be pissed off, if I could even remember what feeling pissed off feels like in the future.
WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
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