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Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.
Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014
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Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008
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decapitation

the removal of the head which normally consists of some idiot hacking off the head with an axe directed in the neck area.

also it can mean to lose ones limbs. via other methods to so watch out for the axe wielding maniac behind you!!!!!!
death by decapitation.

haha your head fell off

ur wiener has been decapitated

she bit so hard i endured my pecker being decapitated by her crooked snaggly teeth
by neal + kev July 18, 2006
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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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Decapitation and Incineration

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.
Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?
by B247E July 1, 2011
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decorpitate

(v.)
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
by Madler September 24, 2005
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defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off
yeah that girl got defapitated
by FlareK7 March 16, 2021
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