A very homosexual video gamer commonly seen in dark places with an xbox controller in hand, he is a nocturnal beast who tends to sleep through all sunlit hours of the day. It usually tries to attract girls with its fake straightness charm, but is almost always unsuccessful, at best atracting multiple mashas monkeys to his presence.
*Masha monkeys=masha
Ryan: YO stop being a Dayton!
J Rod: What are you talking about!
Ryan: Look at all those Masha monkeys coming our way there are like seven of them!! I saw u attract them with your fake straight charm
A small podunk town in Northern Nevada where the only major things there are the school, the Starbucks, a grocery store,about a dozen gas stations, a few casinos, and a whorehouse or two.
One cool guy, he has a great personality and is always laughing, he is ugly but doesn't care cause he still gets the lady's. He is always there for someone in need. And he is really good at sports. He's best known for his communication skills