Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.
as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.
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1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
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Get the Daylight Spendings mug.Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.
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Get the Daylight Savings Time mug.To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.
Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!
Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
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