darien 

1- a dicklick who cant get pussy cuz of his yeye lookin dope ass, he also is annoying in class and is usually friends with the stoner kid, and his hobbies are usually fapping to anime porn in the school bathroom, and playing overwatch
2- when a gay guy accidentally bends his dick to touch his asshole while he's shitting, making his head look brown, like a darien

1- yo i was droppin sum chocolate and my goddamn dick made a darien so i cut that ho offa my dick

darien by hyg November 14, 2018

Darien 

A slim guy attracts a lot of females will probably take your girl has a funny side to him loves basketball and will go out of his way to help you

darien is so cute

Darien by Jimmy2cool April 23, 2019

Darien 

Darien is the most beautiful girl youll ever meet, shes so amazing and typically ones soulmate

Oh my god look thats darien, she so pretty

Darien by Aiden is the best February 7, 2021

Darien 

A city in CT (pronounced dairy anne) characterized by preppy douchebags, blonde girls with fake tans, and more wealth amassed than could ever be spent in a lifetime (though the inhabitants try very hard). Darien is NOT like every other city as some would have you believe, rather it is unique in its own self-righteous way. Teenagers in Darien usually have cars worth more than most people make in a year, popped collars, ugg boots and pink khaki shorts. Darien can't compete in any sport save lacrosse but the students are somehow under the impression that they're very good at everything. There's not much to do in Darien so weekends are mostly spent at lame house parties drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and getting high on overpriced drugs. Darienites claim to be very philanthropic but really most inhabitants don't know charity is. Living in Darien is like living in a bubble and as a high school student that moved in I find it amazing how detached from the real world these people are. Darienites can often be seen yelling things such as "GO BLUE WAVE!" or "BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE" or "IM GONNA POP MY COLLAR CUZ IM A PREPPY FUCKTARD!". Not a place that any reasonable person would want to live. If you masturbate with a lacrosse stick, own fifteen pairs of pink khaki pants, and blend money into your pancakes then Darien just might be the place for you.

Darienite: "People who criticize Darien are just jealous! BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE!!"

Everyone Else: "Shut the fuck up you self-righteous cuntsicle. Get off your high horse."

Darien by Ab Antiquo December 5, 2011

Darien 

Darien is a small town in Conneticut. Most teenagers belong to wealthy families.

Darien girls who have money and parents that buy them nice things are mostly bitches. The town has some down to earth teenagers who just like to hang out at each others houses. 4/10 families have children who are very nice and respectable. 1/10 families have their children work every weekend stacking wood,building fires, "volunteering" as waitresses at church events.

Darien has some wild parties but also some are lame. Some Darien kids go to Stamford to go to a movie since Darien has 1 movie theater which shows only 2 movies at a time.

Darien has been a popular location for movies that need a rich suburban town

Darien by Darien Girl January 26, 2009

darien 

Darien is a small town in southwest Connecticut. Some people wear alot of vineyard vines, lily, and polo. Though some dont wear labels and could care less about what they wear. I am from darien and I am defending my town. We are one of the top Unicef givers and we give to many charities. Quit dissing Darien. Its a sick town that you wish you could live in. THe car thing isnt true. BMWs arent at every corner. I might see 3 a day max. Why dont you visit darien b4 you start commenting. GO BLUE WAVE

What did you do while you were in darien, Kelly?
Emily and I helped out with this charity, did some light shopping, and had smoothies at Robeks.

darien by BAT007 November 14, 2007

Darien 

A small suburb in Connecticut. If you're a teenager with a black jeep, a polo, or a closet full of Brandy Melville, you would fit right in. The high school lax team is fantastic, and there is a major rivalry with New Canaan.

"New Canaan sucks!"
"Can I borrow your iPhone charger?"
"Go Blue Wave!"
"After college i'm not moving back to Darien, I hate it here."

Darien by LivingAnon September 29, 2014