by 'The Master' April 02, 2008
sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room
yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?
nah is just my kid danger wanking again
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?
nah is just my kid danger wanking again
by not dannay June 28, 2007
make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry November 29, 2007
when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two
by Kylz August 04, 2004
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
To masturbate while nearing an unstable state of Rohypnol or GHB induced unconsciousness.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.
by garmoogethz February 01, 2005