nar dan

also known as "nar nars" or "yo dans" They are very low on the intelligence scale. They use very ridiculous terms such as "nar dan, you want beef" which is both inconsiderate to people who are vegetarian or not named dan. Their favourite pastimes include sitting in big gangs at the back of the bus and "dashing" pennies at the back of normal peoples heads. Creating small dints which make them liable for sueing. Another past time is acting like such twats that old people comment and then they dis-respect them.
The main trouble causes are the males...however the females just go along with their boyfriends simply because they are air heads (possibly from wearing fake burberry head scarfs too tight) The females of the species like to wear huge golden earings that could have the bonus use of bracelets. The males like to wear thick chains which is almost always FAKE!. These people have obviosly grown up with a lack of discipline and need scrubbing from society!

Nar Dan (can also be yo dan), You want beef (i think means trouble), johnno's (you know)...example johnno's where the lavatory is...dan, They also like too ahbrieviate words and change letters... That = dat

by Amy Metcalf March 10, 2004

nodl dan

When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.

A more idiotic version of the noodle dance

I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.

by Father Shuckle October 22, 2016

North Van Dan

A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.

An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.

by Da Big Cheeze April 6, 2005

Rit Wick Da N

A pretty good joke, also "a lot"

Hey guys I got a joke:
"Rit Wick Da N"

by danwick June 21, 2020

nar dan

Someone who walks with a slight apeish quality and yells such intellegent comments as "get ye hair cut ya scutty greb" and "nar i iz gonna fuck dat greb up if he comes near meh lyk" Female versions "nar-dettes" tend to go along with whatever their nar-dan boyfriend says and doesn't mind when he borrows her jewellry to look more "bling"

"quick lets leg it before those nar-dans beat the shit out of us with their (fake) burberry head scarves"

by Rebecca November 26, 2003

now dan?

what i say When I demand sex

"I'm horny, now dan?"

by dan psycho killaz psz January 22, 2003

NoNo Dan

A name given to Dan due to lack of sex given by Mike Reader

* See Dan The Hobo

When it comes to Sex we call him NoNo Dan

by Dan The Hobo May 8, 2005