dumass

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

See also dumnass
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(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumass, people wouldn't kick you.

by kyleisnotajew September 3, 2005

Dumassify

To explain something obvious to someone. to put into layman's terms or to break it down for them to that they can understand it. To dumb-ass-ify it.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify it for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

dumbassing

To be doing something worthy of making you a dumbass.

"Damn it Steve, quit dumbassing around and start feeling up those spoons!"

by Tex Mex March 8, 2005

dumbassity

When a person is being stupid you might refer to their stupidity. When a person is being an idot you might refer to their idocracy. When a person is just being a DUMB ASS you can now refer to their "dumbassity."

My boss wants me to come in early to work without getting paid. I am thinking that he has a severe case of dumbassity.

by daddybowie April 21, 2009

dumassitude

referring to the general stupidity people show as "dumassitude" by vehemently rejecting any known common sense.

I blame the dumassitude

by oatmeal1979 April 8, 2011

dumbassity

The level of dumbassness for a particular event or period of time.

Today, dumbassity levels were through the roof.

by southernpride_rj September 17, 2006

dumass

stupid person.
also Alexander Dumas from the Shawshank Redemption. When the redneck mispronounces the authorof the Man in the Iron Mask and Tim Robbins'character sets him straight.

Shut up Monsieur Dum-ass!

by doggbutt September 24, 2003