A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.
Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!
by Perfect4 August 21, 2012
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2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.
2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.
2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.
2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing
Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy
2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing
Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy
by Chad Stones January 7, 2010
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A term used in LittleKuriboh's Yugioh Abridged Episode 49 when Crump referred to the Dark Magician Girl as a DMILF.
A term used in LittleKuriboh's Yugioh Abridged Episode 49 when Crump referred to the Dark Magician Girl as a DMILF.
Téa: I summon the Dark Magician Girl!
Crump: Now that's what I call a DMILF.
Téa: DMILF?
Crump: A dark magician I'd like to fu-.
Téa: Eww, gross. What is wrong with you?
Crump: Now that's what I call a DMILF.
Téa: DMILF?
Crump: A dark magician I'd like to fu-.
Téa: Eww, gross. What is wrong with you?
by lastray September 19, 2010
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by Doug Foster March 3, 2004
Get the Dilfus mug.Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach
by Hartless December 28, 2009
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