drywall

A degree of getting ripped-off past "getting taken up the ass" or "getting screwed." The person cheating the other is not only "taking them up the ass," but are doing so without the consideration of even applying lubricant. It truly doesn't get any worse.

"Man, that salesman just drywalled me on that deal."

-or-

"He screwed me over when he sold me his atari, but not throwing in the games is just drywalling me."

by JoeGamble January 2, 2009

drywall palace

A poorly-designed, multi-gabled oversized house featuring shoddy construction with toxic Chinese-manufactured drywall; sometimes called a McMansion.

Dick: "What's that awful smell?"
Jane: "It's the off-gassing from the neighbor's new drywall palace. The suburb's are going to hell; let's move back into town."

by Tilleroon March 23, 2010

drywall

by far the most crunchy type of wall (out of the 218 variations i ate)

dude baco tell is selling drywall today as a crazy new flavor

by smokingsmarties October 21, 2022

Portuguese drywall

The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.

"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"

"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."

by analbutt69 December 1, 2011

Hammering Drywall

When your chick isn't wet yet and you start hammering her dry vagina walls.

I had to be at work in 15 minutes, there was no time for foreplay, so I just started hammering drywall until I was done.. and she was sobbing.

by emilylovesgold September 21, 2011

drywall

Old woman pussy,, Or the act of having sex with an old woman over the age of 50

My uncle said he is sick of having sex all he wants is becky with the old lady cause all thats left after menopause is drywall

by ack78 August 16, 2012

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010