dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

by scapermoya December 16, 2008

Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.

We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?

by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009

Dress up and travel together

A way of saying you are dating someone, often used in a wlw relationship. This originated from the Taiwanese dub of “the owl house” in which luz and amity ask each other to “dress up and travel together” where in the English dub they were asking each other if they could be dating.

I like you in a romantic way do you want to dress up and travel together.

by Death is imminent lol June 26, 2022

dress down

1. to dress less formally than normal at work or a gathering

2. to reprimand

How much are you going to dress down at the party?

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2008

dress coded

"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."

Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.

by Proud citizen of Suxbridge May 22, 2008

dress jeans

A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.

Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?

Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.

by AYYFRON August 14, 2010

Dress T shirt

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.

by Wow's41 September 25, 2010