Dr. Pepper

Disgusting American soft drink that people only drink because they are too stupid to drink something lacking carbonation. Truly foul.

Let's have a Dr Pepper. Actually, lets not.

by Mr Iced Coffee December 21, 2003

dr pepper

a dr pepper is when two blokes that are in love dock docking each other and one of them piss a little into the others foreskin. it is quite an exquisite process and feels fantastic.

jesse mcmillan dr peppered minge so bad that minge got aids

by Trevor Fosdyke October 29, 2009

Dr. Pepper

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.

I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!

by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003

Dr Pepper

The best softdrink in the world.

The can says I am drinking Dr Pepper, but it tastes like I am, in fact, drinking God.

by Eldawg August 25, 2008

dr pepper

the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.

Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.

by smb1967x June 22, 2007

Dr. Pepper

Sex in a can.

"The Dr. Pepper was so good that when I finished drinking it I had sex with the can."

by Petty Pabloed All Over Himself March 23, 2004

Dr Pepper

the correct spelling of the delicious red soda. right now the advertisments are all about diet dr pepper being delicious. it tastes like bubbley air in my opinion, but im drinking it right now, because who hasnt wanted to drink bubbley air at some point. normal dr pepper is really good and flavorful. 23 flavors, i dont know what it tastes like!

person 1= what are you drinking?
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!

BATTLE ROYAL!

by kccc =] June 28, 2007