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ken dolling

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014
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Doyling

sitting down and not going outside, especially when you just said you were going outside.
"What is that delivery guy doing??"
"Oh he's probably Doyling"
by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014
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Downingtown STEM

The 'smart' school of the Downingtown Area School District. It is a magnet school, where the students are stolen from their parent schools. Students attending this school almost all go through the IB program. Because of this, students here believe themselves to be superior to those of their parent schools Downingtown West and Downingtown East. These students have little to no social life, and find it difficult to make it through a conversation without complaining about the classes they are taking, and how they are so much more difficult than what others do. Students here especially try to exclude others by giving weird names to the parts of their building such as calling the cafeteria the "Stuco" and library the "Knoco", and using acronyms unnecessarily.

The teachers here range from amazing to incapable of actually teaching. It is most well-known for an incident last year which led to the Dean being fired and proclaiming he was "as gay as the day is long and twice as sunny."
Person from West: Hey, how's it going?

Person from STEM: You literally can't even understand. You get off easy with your inferior AP Program. The IB is actually killing me. I have a Mock IA to write, Paper 2 Assessment to study for, My IB tests are in a month, and Java City in the StuCo was out of my favorite coffee.

Person from West: That sucks I guess, but you made the choice to go to stop.

Person from STEM: I don't even know why I chose STEM! My one teacher still teaches me AP, and another teacher doesn't even teach me at all! I'm dropping out of Downingtown STEM!!!!!!
by anonymousjunior June 2, 2018
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downing middle school

Also known as drowning, as all the students are drowning in work. The kids here are miserable and just want to get to high school.
Yeah I go to downing middle school.

More like drowning.
by WillToLiveZero March 22, 2019
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Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
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Dan Downing

Server's down?! Damn you Dan Downing!
by Letter Z July 6, 2009
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Downing a brother

(V.) to talk down on somebody, to patronoize in a very obvious manner
Renz: "Why you always putting a masad on people?"
Hope: What's a masad?
Renz: You know, like fronting ...being fake.
Hope: Oh you mean a facade! Geez, Renz! I told you never to use words you don't understand or can't pronounce!
Renz: Why you always have to be downing a brother?
by iluvstrawberries November 30, 2011
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